viernes, 24 de junio de 2016

Creep tick token 01: Otto Maul Eegue?

It's been a long time since I actually wrote an entry here, I think this could be a kind of Tera pee in some way, and I got a lot of shit right now cuz of many things including wurk, gals and stuff.

These iz the furst time I write an entry in Eengleesh, Y? Well, as I said previously, writing is like Tera pee, but sometimes I just don't want anyone to know how am I feeling; if you think about it is like some kind of creep tick text, adding a lot of misspelling to the mix, so not any ooane ken rid this lines or introduce'em in a freaking transl8r. May bee it could bee a regulur practiss.

Let's beg in wit da persun in the Equaeesean dat inspired deese entry: "Eel". Only few ladds know 'bout hur n da things dat hav bin happenin sins last yeer. Long story short, I wus these pur rate to bild raport n dare wor very few ocassions whure I could tuck wit hur 1 on ooan, so I decided 2 tull hur dat I reely liked hur N C wut happin next. I thoght dat in da momunt dat shii realized 'bout my intentions, may bee evrything could go easier or may bee fastur? Well, dat wus an experiment, I wus trying 2 figure out what could happen.

Eel is not a normul per sun, I think shiies like a scaried aneemaul dat hav had a very traumatic relay sean sheep b4, n dat didn't giff mii many opsheans 2 take a step forwurd. I didn't know much 'bout Eel, n shii wus not da kind of per sun dat toks much 'bout hur hob is or stuff like dat. I asked Eel 2 hang out plently of times, n Eel always had a shitty ex cuse (not in a bitchy way, a shy way if u ask mii); until ooan they, dat my patience container went empty n I told Eel dat woud bee da last time I'd ask hur 2 hang out, cuz of hur attitude. Yes, shii wus shy, butt I had enough. Aftor dat noon I decided 2 un frund it foam fb n skyp (dat I ooze as a wok comm-app). Too weaks l8r shii found dat I "wus not" hur frund ani moar, as skiing mii 2 not loose our frund sheep... 

frund sheep? (I asked) I don't even know u! I don't know anything 'bout u, I cannot eve n conceed er u a frund. I hav asked u a lotto off times 2 hang out, so wee can miiet each odar. Gut fill angs hure, m nota robot. All of these hurts. Did I unfrund u? Yes, I did, lou king 4 ment all sani tee.

Eel wus shocked in certain way, n shiie accepted da way shii wus behaving, n apologized. Dude, may bee dat wus rude, butt I wus very upset; all 'bout da stoop eed excuses... shii knew my fill eengs from sum time a go, butt I think dat shii nevur knew how 2 manage da situation.

sum time L8r I began 2 break da eyes n we started all ovur again (kind of); every thung vegan 2 bee betta, wii tok a lot moar then b4, cuz of da projects in da Enter price shii's working on, I went almost daily 4 2 or 3 weaks n even we started 2 go for lunch with hur n sum of hur co-workurs. 

Every thung seemed phine, it wus like sum thung would happen; jokes, anecdotes, pham elly stuff... bruh, dat wus really a thung, like never happened b4. It luked like sum progress dare.

butt... (yes, dare's always a fly in da soup) sum days ago a frund of hur asked hur for sumooan shii called "boyfo" n dan everything went down... da frund Eel miintioon and sum times, may bee da dood shii wus going with 2 da move is... I don't know, I think dare's no ooan else.

Yes, Y da Title 2 da entry? Would I never got a chance wiht Eel? I dont' think so, actually I think I wus making pro grass... fuzzy pro grass n dan I "started holo over again", butt da TITLE, BRO, WUT 'bout da TITLE?

Ok, we wor toking at lunch 'bout werk, salary,  housing n serious things 'bout our few chure as workurs n shit. dan Eel starte 2 tok 'bout outsourcing n how dat kind of hiring is gut 4 evree ooan... in dat momunt everyooan looked at hur with funny faces. Aftur dat, every single ooan of us started 2 x plane how da outsourcing wus making da miixican workurs go dip into shit (4 so many reasons). Eel had hur point of view, butt it made no sense.

da conclussion wus dat shii has always bean in a well thee famel lee, so Eel had nev or bin in mooany problums n shii all ways had wut shii asked 4.

dat wus da momunt I started 2 think... "What's da matter with da gal? Is not 'bout shii's outta maul eegue, wii r in differ runt as troll planes"... may bee wii r 2 differ runt n dat's da Ruth of all da problems.

Juskip goeen.